Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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