Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I just gift wrapped bread.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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