if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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