yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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