Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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