Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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