I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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