Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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