a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Randomize
