The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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