Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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