Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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