I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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