Porn is love you can see.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
Randomize
