I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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