fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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