i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize