She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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