I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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