I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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