Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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