we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Randomize
