The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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