please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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