Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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