Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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