What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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