Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
MIDGETS
????
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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