yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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