So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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