oh god the rape fog is back!
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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