so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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