summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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