I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize
