you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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