Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
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