i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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