This girl is more easily done than said...
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
My ATM looks so different sober.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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