i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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