Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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