we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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