ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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