I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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