He asked to "fluff my boner.."
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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