if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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