What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
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