For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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