went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
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