It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Randomize
