Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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