I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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