I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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