The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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