Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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