you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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