4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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