He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
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