U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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