I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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