The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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